“Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected, and smile …
“A sense of humor… is needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep …
“Humor comes from self-confidence.” – Rita Mae Brown
“Humor is… despair refusing to take itself seriously.” – Arland Ussher
“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.” – Henry Ward Beecher
“When humor goes, there goes civilization.” – Erma Bombeck
“The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.” – Mark Twain
“He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.” – Bill Bryson
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” – George F. …
“Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things” – George Carlin
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” – George Carlin
“Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which …
“Humor is reason gone mad.” – Groucho Marx
“Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” – Robin Williams
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” …
“It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.” – Oscar Wilde
“I realize that humor isn’t for everyone. It’s only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.” – Anne Wilson Schaef
“There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.” – Bill Cosby
“If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.” – Mahatma Gandhi
“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes …
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'” – Jerry Seinfield
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.” – …
“A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.” – William Arthur Ward
“Humor is tragedy plus time” – Mark Twain
“Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts …
“Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.” – Mark Twain
“Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.” – Mark Twain