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"I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I’d like to have one of those little beds with my name on it." – Jack Handy

"I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I’d like to have one of those little beds with my name on it." – Jack Handy

Quotes May 18, 2010

“I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I’d like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.” – Jack Handy

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