“And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.” – Spike Milligan
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"And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected." – Spike Milligan
"And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected." – Spike Milligan
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