“Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.” – Doug Larson
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"Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush." – Doug Larson
"Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush." – Doug Larson
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