“When told that a certain woman would not hurt a fly Dorothy Parker retorted, “Not if it was buttoned up” – Dorothy Parker
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"When told that a certain woman would not hurt a fly Dorothy Parker retorted, "Not if it was buttoned up" – Dorothy Parker
"When told that a certain woman would not hurt a fly Dorothy Parker retorted, "Not if it was buttoned up" – Dorothy Parker
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