“A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.”
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Tell a person they are brave and you help them become so. -Carlyle, Thomas
Tell a person they are brave and you help them become so. -Carlyle, Thomas
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen. -La Rochefoucauld, Francois De
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"The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser – in case you thought optimism was dead." – Robert Brault
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I really think that effective acting has to do literally with the movement of molecules. -Close, Glenn
I really think that effective acting has to do literally with the movement of molecules. -Close, Glenn
The barrenest of all mortals is the sentimentalist. -Carlyle, Thomas
The barrenest of all mortals is the sentimentalist. -Carlyle, Thomas
We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves. -Hoffer, Eric
We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves. -Hoffer, Eric
"I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace." – Johnny Depp
“I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.” – Johnny Depp
While fools shun one set of faults they run into the opposite one. -Horace
While fools shun one set of faults they run into the opposite one. -Horace