Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. Gilbert K. Chesterton
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.MarriageQuotations by Gilbert K. Chesterton
Month: November 2008
There is a time for all things — except marriage my dear. Thomas Chatterton
There is a time for all things — except marriage my dear.MarriageQuotations by Thomas Chatterton
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.MarriageQuotations by Johnny Carson
The deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-lounge. Patrick Campbell
The deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-lounge.MarriageQuotations by Patrick Campbell
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. Lord Byron
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.MarriageQuotations by Lord Byron
Though women are angels, yet wedlock’s the devil. Lord Byron
Though women are angels, yet wedlock’s the devil.MarriageQuotations by Lord Byron
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up. Barbara Bush
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.MarriageQuotations by Barbara Bush
One was never married, and that’s his hell; another is, and that’s his plague. Robert Burton
One was never married, and that’s his hell; another is, and that’s his plague.MarriageQuotations by Robert Burton
I hate work. That’s why I got married. Peg Bundy
I hate work. That’s why I got married.MarriageQuotations by Peg Bundy
Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank. Jean De La Bruyere
Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank.MarriageQuotations by Jean De La Bruyere
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash. Dr. Joyce Brothers
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.MarriageQuotations by Dr. Joyce Brothers
When you get married you forget about kissing other women. Pat Boone
When you get married you forget about kissing other women.MarriageQuotations by Pat Boone
As a general thing, when the woman wears the pants in the family, she has a good right to them. Josh Billings
As a general thing, when the woman wears the pants in the family, she has a good right to them.MarriageQuotations by Josh Billings
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity. Ambrose Bierce
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.MarriageQuotations by Ambrose Bierce
Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination. Ambrose Bierce
Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.MarriageQuotations by Ambrose Bierce
Who finds a wife finds a good thing, and obtains favor with the Lord. Bible
Who finds a wife finds a good thing, and obtains favor with the Lord.MarriageQuotations by Bible
Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he’ll end up hating you. Jill Bennett
Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he’ll end up hating you.MarriageQuotations by Jill Bennett
Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles. Henry Ward Beecher
Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.MarriageQuotations by Henry Ward Beecher
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Baskins
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.MarriageQuotations by Baskins
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up. Joseph Barth
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.MarriageQuotations by Joseph Barth
A woman must be a genius to create a good husband. Honore De Balzac
A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.MarriageQuotations by Honore De Balzac
Wives are young men’s mistresses; companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses. Francis Bacon
Wives are young men’s mistresses; companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses.MarriageQuotations by Francis Bacon
Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance. Jane Austen
Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.MarriageQuotations by Jane Austen
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. Jane Austen
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.MarriageQuotations by Jane Austen
I married beneath me. All women do. Lady Nancy Astor
I married beneath me. All women do.MarriageQuotations by Lady Nancy Astor
To marry unequally is to suffer equally. Henri Frederic Amiel
To marry unequally is to suffer equally.MarriageQuotations by Henri Frederic Amiel
Marriage is the death of hope. Woody Allen
Marriage is the death of hope.MarriageQuotations by Woody Allen
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won’t get much sleep.. Woody Allen
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won’t get much sleep..MarriageQuotations by Woody Allen
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. Hoshang N. Akhtar
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.MarriageQuotations by Hoshang N. Akhtar
When a match has equal partners then I fear not. Aeschylus
When a match has equal partners then I fear not.MarriageQuotations by Aeschylus
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. Joseph Addison
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.MarriageQuotations by Joseph Addison
The buyer needs a hundred eyes; the seller but one. Italian Proverb
The buyer needs a hundred eyes; the seller but one.MarketQuotations by Italian Proverb
There are more fools among buyers than among sellers. French Proverb
There are more fools among buyers than among sellers.MarketQuotations by French Proverb
The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other Diogenes Laertius
The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each otherMarketQuotations by Diogenes Laertius
The test of good manners is to be able to put up pleasantly with bad ones. Wendell L. Willkie
The test of good manners is to be able to put up pleasantly with bad ones.MannersQuotations by Wendell L. Willkie
Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything. Evelyn Waugh
Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.MannersQuotations by Evelyn Waugh
Courtesy is the one coin you can never have too much of or be stingy with. John Wanamaker
Courtesy is the one coin you can never have too much of or be stingy with.MannersQuotations by John Wanamaker
We cannot always oblige; but we can always speak obligingly. Voltaire
We cannot always oblige; but we can always speak obligingly.MannersQuotations by Voltaire
Anyone can be polite to a king. It takes a gentleman to be polite to a beggar. Source Unknown
Anyone can be polite to a king. It takes a gentleman to be polite to a beggar.MannersQuotations by Source Unknown
Manners are happy ways of doing things. Source Unknown
Manners are happy ways of doing things.MannersQuotations by Source Unknown