At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins. Ralph Waldo Emerson
At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins.HypocrisyQuotations by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Month: November 2008
With affection beaming in one eye, and calculation shining out of the other. Charles Dickens
With affection beaming in one eye, and calculation shining out of the other.HypocrisyQuotations by Charles Dickens
We ought to see far enough into a hypocrite to see even his sincerity. Gilbert K. Chesterton
We ought to see far enough into a hypocrite to see even his sincerity.HypocrisyQuotations by Gilbert K. Chesterton
Keep thy smooth words and juggling homilies for those who know thee not. Lord Byron
Keep thy smooth words and juggling homilies for those who know thee not.HypocrisyQuotations by Lord Byron
Hygiene is two thirds of health. Lebanese Proverb
Hygiene is two thirds of health.HygieneQuotations by Lebanese Proverb
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. Oscar Wilde
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.HusbandsQuotations by Oscar Wilde
They are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not. Oscar Wilde
They are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.HusbandsQuotations by Oscar Wilde
In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being. Robert Louis Stevenson
In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being.HusbandsQuotations by Robert Louis Stevenson
A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband. Sir Richard Steele
A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband.HusbandsQuotations by Sir Richard Steele
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. Helen Rowland
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.HusbandsQuotations by Helen Rowland
A husband is what’s left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. Helen Rowland
A husband is what’s left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.HusbandsQuotations by Helen Rowland
A good husband is healthy and absent. Japanese Proverb
A good husband is healthy and absent.HusbandsQuotations by Japanese Proverb
The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives. English Proverb
The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.HusbandsQuotations by English Proverb
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient. H. L. Mencken
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.HusbandsQuotations by H. L. Mencken
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason. Molly Mcgee
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.HusbandsQuotations by Molly Mcgee
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. Shirley Maclaine
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.HusbandsQuotations by Shirley Maclaine
I think every woman’s entitled to a middle husband she can forget. Adela Rogers St. Johns
I think every woman’s entitled to a middle husband she can forget.HusbandsQuotations by Adela Rogers St. Johns
Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. Zsa Zsa Gabor
Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.HusbandsQuotations by Zsa Zsa Gabor
A good husband makes a good wife. John Florio
A good husband makes a good wife.HusbandsQuotations by John Florio
I’ve never yet met a man who could look after me. I don’t need a husband. What I need is a wife. Joan Collins
I’ve never yet met a man who could look after me. I don’t need a husband. What I need is a wife.HusbandsQuotations by Joan Collins
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender. Mary Buckley
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.HusbandsQuotations by Mary Buckley
You — poor and obscure, and small and plain as you are — I entreat to accept me as a husband. Charlotte Bronte
You — poor and obscure, and small and plain as you are — I entreat to accept me as a husband.HusbandsQuotations by Charlotte Bronte
To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job. Simone De Beauvoir
To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.HusbandsQuotations by Simone De Beauvoir
Courage and grace is a formidable mixture. The only place to see it is the bullring. Marlene Dietrich
Courage and grace is a formidable mixture. The only place to see it is the bullring.HuntingQuotations by Marlene Dietrich
There is a passion for hunting something deeply implanted in the human breast. Charles Dickens
There is a passion for hunting something deeply implanted in the human breast.HuntingQuotations by Charles Dickens
Hunger is not only the best cook, but also the best physician. Source Unknown
Hunger is not only the best cook, but also the best physician.HungerQuotations by Source Unknown
Hunger is the best sauce. Italian Proverb
Hunger is the best sauce.HungerQuotations by Italian Proverb
Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors. Johann Georg Zimmermann
Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors.HumorQuotations by Johann Georg Zimmermann
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun. Flip Wilson
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun.HumorQuotations by Flip Wilson
If you can make a woman laugh you can do anything with her. Nicol Williamson
If you can make a woman laugh you can do anything with her.HumorQuotations by Nicol Williamson
Where ever you find humor, you find pathos close by it side. Edwin P. Whipple
Where ever you find humor, you find pathos close by it side.HumorQuotations by Edwin P. Whipple
It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean. Mae West
It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.HumorQuotations by Mae West
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don’t know. I mean, how can you tell? Andy Warhol
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don’t know. I mean, how can you tell?HumorQuotations by Andy Warhol
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. Peter Ustinov
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.HumorQuotations by Peter Ustinov
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth — a sense of humor. Source Unknown
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth — a sense of humor.HumorQuotations by Source Unknown
Isn’t it sad how some people can’t be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious? Source Unknown
Isn’t it sad how some people can’t be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious?HumorQuotations by Source Unknown
Humor is a whisper from the soul, imploring mind and body to relax, let go and be at peace again. Source Unknown
Humor is a whisper from the soul, imploring mind and body to relax, let go and be at peace again.HumorQuotations by Source Unknown
Humor — the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole. Source Unknown
Humor — the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.HumorQuotations by Source Unknown
The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. Mark Twain
The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.HumorQuotations by Mark Twain
Any man who has had the job I’ve had and didn’t have a sense of humor wouldn’t still be here. Harry S Truman
Any man who has had the job I’ve had and didn’t have a sense of humor wouldn’t still be here.HumorQuotations by Harry S Truman