Nothing can be said about our politics that has not already been said about hemorrhoids.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Source Unknown
I don’t care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Boss Tweed
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Mark Twain
Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Mark Twain
In statesmanship get the formalities right, never mind about the moralities.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Mark Twain
I always considered statesmen to be more expendable than soldiers.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Harry S Truman
The essential ingredient in politics is timing.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Pierre Elliott Trudeau
Politics is the gizzard of society, full of gut and gravel.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Henry David Thoreau
Politics, when I am in it, it makes me sick.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by William Howard Taft
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Robert Louis Stevenson
Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Adlai E. Stevenson
We mean by politics the people’s business — the most important business there is.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Adlai E. Stevenson
A politician is a statesman who approaches every question with an open mouth.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Adlai E. Stevenson
I was really too honest a man to be a politician and live.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Socrates
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by George Bernard Shaw
There have been many great men that have flattered the people who never loved them.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by William Shakespeare
A politician is one that would circumvent God.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by William Shakespeare
Get thee glass eyes, and like a scurvy politician, seem to see the things thou dost not.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by William Shakespeare
The courts of kings are full of people, but empty of friends.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Seneca
In order to remain true to oneself one ought to renounce one’s party three times a day.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Jean Rostand
In politics, yesterday’s lie is attacked only to flatter today’s.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Jean Rostand
No political party has exclusive patent rights on prosperity.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Franklin D. Roosevelt
A radical is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Franklin D. Roosevelt
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Will Rogers
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Will Rogers
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Will Rogers
No party is as bad as its leaders.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Will Rogers
I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Will Rogers
I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat!Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Will Rogers
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Will Rogers
In politics a straight line is the shortest distance to disaster.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by John P. Roche
People start parades — politicians just get out in front and act like they’re leading.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Dana Gillman Rinehart
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Dan Quayle
To speak on without saying anything has always been the greatest gift of orators.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Platen
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Laurence J. Peter
In politics people give you what they think you deserve and deny you what they think you want.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Cecil Parkinson
Politics is the science of urgencies.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Theodore Parker
Political speech and writing are largely the defense of the indefensible.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by George Orwell
You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
The right man, in the right place, at the right time, can steal millions.Politicians and PoliticsQuotations by Gregory Nunn
