"Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words" – Woody Allen
“Some guy hit my fender and I said “be fruitful and multiply” but not in those words” – Woody Allen
Year: 2010
"As you become more clear about who you really are, you’ll be better able to decide what is best for you – the first time around." – Oprah Winfrey
“As you become more clear about who you really are, you’ll be better able to decide what is best for you – the first time …
"The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease." – Voltaire
“The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.” – Voltaire
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity" – George Carlin
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity” – George Carlin
"You may encounter many defeats, but you must not be defeated. In fact, it may be necessary to encounter the defeats, so you can know who you are, what you can rise from, how you can still come out of it." – Maya Angelou
“You may encounter many defeats, but you must not be defeated. In fact, it may be necessary to encounter the defeats, so you can know …
"Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake." – Winnie the Pooh
“Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.” – Winnie the …
"He who has a why to live can bear almost any how." – Friedrich Nietzsche
“He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
"It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog." – Mark Twain
“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” – Mark Twain
"Dressed in the lion’s skin, the ass spread terror far and wide" – Jean de La Fontaine
“Dressed in the lion’s skin, the ass spread terror far and wide” – Jean de La Fontaine
"To awake from death is to die in peace." – Doug Horton
“To awake from death is to die in peace.” – Doug Horton
"The eyes have one language everywhere" – George Herbert
“The eyes have one language everywhere” – George Herbert
"’Peace upon earth!’ was said. We sing it, / And pay a million priests to bring it. / After two thousand years of mass / We’ve got as far as poison-gas." – Thomas Hardy
“‘Peace upon earth!’ was said. We sing it, / And pay a million priests to bring it. / After two thousand years of mass / …
"Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love" – French Proverb
“Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love” – French Proverb
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." – Benjamin Franklin
“Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.” – Benjamin Franklin
"No great thing is created suddenly." – Epictetus
“No great thing is created suddenly.” – Epictetus
"Use soft words and hard arguments." – English Proverb
“Use soft words and hard arguments.” – English Proverb
"Happiness is inward, and not outward; and so, it does not depend on what we have, but on what we are" – Henry Van Dyke
“Happiness is inward, and not outward; and so, it does not depend on what we have, but on what we are” – Henry Van Dyke
"When you live on a round planet, there’s no choosing sides." – Wayne Dyer
“When you live on a round planet, there’s no choosing sides.” – Wayne Dyer
"The appalling thing is the degree of charity women are capable of. You see it all the time… love lavished on absolute fools. Love’s a charity ward, you know." – Lawrence Durrell
“The appalling thing is the degree of charity women are capable of. You see it all the time… love lavished on absolute fools. Love’s a …
"Those who seek to satisfy the mind of man by hampering it with ceremonies and music and affecting charity and devotion have lost their original nature" – Chuang Tzu
“Those who seek to satisfy the mind of man by hampering it with ceremonies and music and affecting charity and devotion have lost their original …
"A single conversation across the table with a wise person is worth a month’s study of books" – Chinese Proverbs
“A single conversation across the table with a wise person is worth a month’s study of books” – Chinese Proverbs
"Words are the dress of thoughts; which should no more be presented in rags, tatters, and dirt than your person should" – Lord Chesterfield
“Words are the dress of thoughts; which should no more be presented in rags, tatters, and dirt than your person should” – Lord Chesterfield
"Every man at the bottom of his heart believes that he is a born detective." – John Buchan
“Every man at the bottom of his heart believes that he is a born detective.” – John Buchan
"Take away love and our earth is a tomb." – Robert Browning
“Take away love and our earth is a tomb.” – Robert Browning
"We’re constantly striving for success, fame and comfort when all we really need to be happy is someone or some thing to be enthusiastic about." – H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“We’re constantly striving for success, fame and comfort when all we really need to be happy is someone or some thing to be enthusiastic about.” …
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me" – Bible
“Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and …
"And what have you laymen made of hell? A kind of penal servitude for eternity, on the lines of your convict prisons on earth, to which you condemn in advance all the wretched felons your police have hunted from the beginning — ”enemies of society,” as you call them. You’re kind enough to include the blasphemers and the profane. What proud or reasonable man could stomach such a notion of God’s justice? And when you find that notion inconvenient it’s easy enough for you to put it on one side. Hell is not to love any more, Madame. Not to love any more!" – Georges Bernanos
“And what have you laymen made of hell? A kind of penal servitude for eternity, on the lines of your convict prisons on earth, to …
"It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then" – Richard Armour
“It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then” – Richard Armour
"Examine what is said, not who speaks" – Arabian Proverb
“Examine what is said, not who speaks” – Arabian Proverb
"I don?t think I will start worrying all of a sudden after I get there." – Ai Miyazato
“I don?t think I will start worrying all of a sudden after I get there.” – Ai Miyazato
"The hasty and the tardy meet at the ferry" – Arabian Proverb
“The hasty and the tardy meet at the ferry” – Arabian Proverb
"Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother." – Khalil Gibran
“Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.” – Khalil Gibran
Sincerity may be humble, but she cannot be servile. -Byron, Lord
Sincerity may be humble, but she cannot be servile. -Byron, Lord
"Two captains will sink the ship" – Turkish Proverb
“Two captains will sink the ship” – Turkish Proverb
"It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his faults. So to love a man that you cannot bear to see a stain upon him, and to speak painful truth through loving words, that is friendship." – Henry Ward Beecher
“It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his faults. So to love a man that you cannot bear to …
"Even the best writer has to erase" – Spanish Proverb
“Even the best writer has to erase” – Spanish Proverb
"Death is the veil which those who live call life; They sleep, and it is lifted" – Percy Bysshe Shelley
“Death is the veil which those who live call life; They sleep, and it is lifted” – Percy Bysshe Shelley
"To me, fair friend, you never can be old. For as you were when first your eye I eyed, such seems your beauty still." – William Shakespeare
“To me, fair friend, you never can be old. For as you were when first your eye I eyed, such seems your beauty still.” – …
"You are beautiful, but you are empty. One could not die for you. To be sure, an ordinary passerby would think that my rose looked just like you–the rose that belongs to me. But in herself alone she is more important than all the hundreds of you other roses: because it is she that I have watered." – Antoine de Saint-Exupery
“You are beautiful, but you are empty. One could not die for you. To be sure, an ordinary passerby would think that my rose looked …
"America is too great for small dreams." – Ronald Reagan
“America is too great for small dreams.” – Ronald Reagan