"The baby is fine, the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson." – Woody Allen
“The baby is fine, the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.” – Woody Allen
Year: 2010
"A friendship that can end never really began" – Publilius Syrus
“A friendship that can end never really began” – Publilius Syrus
"You are the embodiment of the information you choose to accept and act upon. To change your circumstances you need to change your thinking and subsequent actions." – Adlin Sinclair
“You are the embodiment of the information you choose to accept and act upon. To change your circumstances you need to change your thinking and …
"I want to hit him, step away and watch him hurt. I want his heart." – Joe Frazier
“I want to hit him, step away and watch him hurt. I want his heart.” – Joe Frazier
"I know you’ve been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive." – Johnny Carson
“I know you’ve been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.” – Johnny Carson
"A mistress never is nor can be a friend. While you agree, you are lovers; and when it is over, anything but friends." – Lord Byron
“A mistress never is nor can be a friend. While you agree, you are lovers; and when it is over, anything but friends.” – Lord …
"One could laugh at the world better if it didn’t mix tender kindliness with its brutality." – D.H. Lawrence
“One could laugh at the world better if it didn’t mix tender kindliness with its brutality.” – D.H. Lawrence
"The trauma of the Sixties persuaded me that my generation’s egalitarianism was a sentimental error. I now see the hierarchical as both beautiful and necessary. Efficiency liberates; egalitarianism tangles, delays, blocks, deadens." – Camille Paglia
“The trauma of the Sixties persuaded me that my generation’s egalitarianism was a sentimental error. I now see the hierarchical as both beautiful and necessary. …
"He is not inclined to hold back." – Charles O. Jones
“He is not inclined to hold back.” – Charles O. Jones
"Great ambition is the passion of a great character. Those endowed with it may perform very good or very bad acts. All depends on the principals which direct them." – Napoleon Bonaparte
“Great ambition is the passion of a great character. Those endowed with it may perform very good or very bad acts. All depends on the …
"It does no harm just once in a while to acknowledge that the whole country isn’t in flames, that there are people in the country besides politicians, entertainers, and criminals." – Charles Kuralt
“It does no harm just once in a while to acknowledge that the whole country isn’t in flames, that there are people in the country …
"I’m really pleased to be working with Fidelity Investments. We have a lot in common–a commitment to helping people, a dedication to the arts, and a belief that you should never stop doing what you love." – Paul McCartney
“I’m really pleased to be working with Fidelity Investments. We have a lot in common–a commitment to helping people, a dedication to the arts, and …
"Love me when I least deserve it, because that’s when I really need it." – Swedish Proverb
“Love me when I least deserve it, because that’s when I really need it.” – Swedish Proverb
"A man is about as big as the things that make him angry" – Winston Churchill
“A man is about as big as the things that make him angry” – Winston Churchill
"Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness." – Maya Angelou
“Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness.” – Maya Angelou
"I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you how to love somebody. They don’t teach you how to be famous. They don’t teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don’t teach you how to walk away from someone you don’t love any longer. They don’t teach you how to know what’s going on in someone else’s mind. They don’t teach you what to say to someone who’s dying. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing." – Neil Gaiman
“I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you how to love somebody. They don’t teach …
"When spring comes the grass grows by itself." – Tao Te Ching
“When spring comes the grass grows by itself.” – Tao Te Ching
"Emotion turning back on itself, and not leading on to thought or action, is the element of madness" – John Sterling
“Emotion turning back on itself, and not leading on to thought or action, is the element of madness” – John Sterling
"You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it." – W. C. Fields
“You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.” – W. C. Fields
"You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know." – Oscar Wilde
“You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know.” – Oscar Wilde
"You can never turn your back on the ocean." – Rip Torn
“You can never turn your back on the ocean.” – Rip Torn
"Our admiration is so given to dead martyrs that we have little time for living heroes." – Elbert Hubbard
“Our admiration is so given to dead martyrs that we have little time for living heroes.” – Elbert Hubbard
"This is just during the two week spring recess…[when Congress resumes] he’s going to push for the bill and hope that the bill will come up for a vote, and then he’ll be working toward that." – Christina Angarola
“This is just during the two week spring recess… he’s going to push for the bill and hope that the bill will come up for …
"Nobody can hurt me without my permission." – Mahatma Gandhi
“Nobody can hurt me without my permission.” – Mahatma Gandhi
"Wouldn’t it be nice if our lives were like VCRS (video recorders), and we could "fast forward’ through the crummy times? "Peanuts", Charles M" – Charles M. Schulz
“Wouldn’t it be nice if our lives were like VCRS (video recorders), and we could “fast forward’ through the crummy times? “Peanuts”, Charles M” – …
"It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either." – Mark Twain
“It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and …
"The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it’s so rare." – Daniel P. Moynihan
“The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it’s so rare.” – Daniel P. Moynihan
"The best you can be at any given moment is yourself." – Elizabeth Alraune
“The best you can be at any given moment is yourself.” – Elizabeth Alraune
"One writes to make a home for oneself, on paper, in time and in others’ minds." – Alfred Kazin
“One writes to make a home for oneself, on paper, in time and in others’ minds.” – Alfred Kazin
"If I’ve done anything I’m sorry for, I’m willing to be forgiven" – Edward Noyes Westcott
“If I’ve done anything I’m sorry for, I’m willing to be forgiven” – Edward Noyes Westcott
"We’re in a position of eyeing the league championship. But we’re not going to get ahead of ourselves. Our motto is to stick together and take it one game at a time." – Candice Sorbera
“We’re in a position of eyeing the league championship. But we’re not going to get ahead of ourselves. Our motto is to stick together and …
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." – Oscar Wilde
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” – Oscar Wilde
"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said ‘No.’" – Woody Allen
“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said ‘No.'” – Woody …
"Were kisses all the joys in bed,<br/>One woman would another wed." – William Shakespeare
“Were kisses all the joys in bed,One woman would another wed.” – William Shakespeare
"Sports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence." – George F. Will
“Sports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence.” – George F. Will
"I figure the faster I pedal, the faster I can retire." – Lance Armstrong
“I figure the faster I pedal, the faster I can retire.” – Lance Armstrong
"The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother – and they’ll settle for a puppy every time." – Winston Pendelton
“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother – and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.” – Winston …
"I used to tell women graduate students, half-seriously, that the role of slightly rebellious daughter was one of the better roles for women living in patriarchy." – Carol Gilligan
“I used to tell women graduate students, half-seriously, that the role of slightly rebellious daughter was one of the better roles for women living in …
"If you don’t go to other men funerals they won’t go to yours" – Clarence Day
“If you don’t go to other men funerals they won’t go to yours” – Clarence Day
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." – Lucille Ball
“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball