“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.” – Groucho Marx
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"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." – Groucho Marx
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." – Groucho Marx
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