“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person” – Dave Barry
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"A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person" – Dave Barry
"A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person" – Dave Barry
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