Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.HumorQuotations by Edward De Bono
Humor is just another defense against the universe.HumorQuotations by Mel Brooks
A rich man’s joke is always funny.HumorQuotations by Thomas Edward Brown
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.HumorQuotations by Lenny Bruce
Comedy is a tragedy plus time.HumorQuotations by Carol Burnett
In the end, everything is a gag.HumorQuotations by Charlie Chaplin
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.HumorQuotations by Dick Clark
People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.HumorQuotations by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Levity is often less foolish and gravity less wise than each of them appears.HumorQuotations by Charles Caleb Colton
A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth.HumorQuotations by Joseph Conrad
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.HumorQuotations by Phyllis Diller
The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.HumorQuotations by Umberto Eco
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.HumorQuotations by George Eliot
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.HumorQuotations by Fredrich
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.HumorQuotations by Mahatma Gandhi
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all that befalls him.HumorQuotations by Roman Gary
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.HumorQuotations by Don Herold
A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.HumorQuotations by Horace
Humor is laughing at what you haven’t got when you ought to have it.HumorQuotations by Langston Hughes
I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.HumorQuotations by Samuel Johnson
There is always some frivolity in excellent minds; they have wings to rise, but also stray.HumorQuotations by Joseph Joubert
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.HumorQuotations by Ellie Katz
The hall-mark of American humor is its pose of illiteracy.HumorQuotations by Ronald Knox
The happiness or unhappiness of men depends as much on their humors as on fortune.HumorQuotations by Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Fortune and humor govern the world.HumorQuotations by Francois De La Rochefoucauld
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.HumorQuotations by Abraham Lincoln
A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.HumorQuotations by Shirley Maclaine
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.HumorQuotations by Steve Martin
Comedy may be big business but it isn’t pretty.HumorQuotations by Steve Martin
It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humor.HumorQuotations by W. Somerset Maugham
Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.HumorQuotations by Malcolm Muggeridge
I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor.HumorQuotations by Lord Nelson
Even the gods love jokes.HumorQuotations by Plato
There are things of deadly earnest that can only be mentioned under the cover of a joke.HumorQuotations by J. J. Procter
One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool.HumorQuotations by Chinese Proverb
A poor joke must invent its own laughter.HumorQuotations by Latin Proverb
The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laughHumorQuotations by Carl Reiner
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.HumorQuotations by Will Rogers
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.HumorQuotations by Leo Rosten
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.HumorQuotations by William E. Rothschild