I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Winston Churchill
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Winston Churchill
Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Charles Dickens
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Epictetus
I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by George Farquhar
Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Henry Fielding
I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by W. C. Fields
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by W. C. Fields
You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by W. C. Fields
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by W. C. …
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by W. C. Fields
Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by W. C. Fields
A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Thomas Fuller
Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Thomas Fuller
Fill it up. I take as large draughts of liquor as I did of love. I hate a flincher in either.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by John …
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Ernest Hemingway
Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by George Herbert
Ale, man, ale’s the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by A. E. Housman
Malt does more than Milton can to justify God’s ways to man.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by A. E. Housman
They who drink beer will think beer.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Washington Irving
If merely feeling good could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by William James
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Samuel Johnson
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Jean Kerr
Drink! for you know not whence you came nor why: drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Omar Khayyam
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by The Koran
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Robert E. Lee
I always wake up at the crack of ice.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Joe E. Lewis
I don’t drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Joe E. …
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Joe E. Lewis
I drink to forget I drink.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Joe E. Lewis
I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Joe E. Lewis
It pays to get drunk with the best people.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Joe E. Lewis
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Dean Martin
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Thomas L. Masson
A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn’t care to drink with, even if he drank.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by H. L. Mencken
Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Ogden Nash
I only drink to make other people seem more interesting.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by George Jean Nathan
Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit!Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Friedrich Nietzsche
A torchlight procession marching down your throat.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by John Louis O’Sullivan
