“Being married to Arlene Dahl was very nice at nighttime. But in the daytime, it was like being married to Elizabeth Arden.” – Fernando Lamas
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"Being married to Arlene Dahl was very nice at nighttime. But in the daytime, it was like being married to Elizabeth Arden." – Fernando Lamas
"Being married to Arlene Dahl was very nice at nighttime. But in the daytime, it was like being married to Elizabeth Arden." – Fernando Lamas
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