“Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.” – Woody Allen
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"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it." – Woody Allen
"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it." – Woody Allen
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