Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

Quotes November 23, 2008

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Quotations by Mark Twain

"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness." – Woody Allen

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