“God’s great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage” – Mark Twain
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"God’s great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage" – Mark Twain
"God’s great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage" – Mark Twain
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