“Hello?..Oh, hi Tom. Ooh, I’ve been dying to see that movie…Mmm no, I just opened up some yogurt. I am in for the night….Not even later, it’s the kind with the fruit on the bottom. Thanks anyway. Have fun.” “Oh…Sorry I’m late…Traffic. Hm. Really? How you think I got here? Hellacoptered in?” – Ellen DeGeneres
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"Hello?..Oh, hi Tom. Ooh, I’ve been dying to see that movie…Mmm no, I just opened up some yogurt. I am in for the night….Not even later, it’s the kind with the fruit on the bottom. Thanks anyway. Have fun." "Oh…Sorry I’m late…Traffic. Hm. Really? How you think I got here? Hellacoptered in?" – Ellen DeGeneres
"Hello?..Oh, hi Tom. Ooh, I’ve been dying to see that movie…Mmm no, I just opened up some yogurt. I am in for the night….Not even later, it’s the kind with the fruit on the bottom. Thanks anyway. Have fun." "Oh…Sorry I’m late…Traffic. Hm. Really? How you think I got here? Hellacoptered in?" – Ellen DeGeneres
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