“How would you like it if your veterinarian called and left the following message on your answer machine — ‘Sir, do you remember your dog, Poopsy, I hope you have a picture of her, she’s dead,'” – Nancy Friedman
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"How would you like it if your veterinarian called and left the following message on your answer machine — ‘Sir, do you remember your dog, Poopsy, I hope you have a picture of her, she’s dead,’" – Nancy Friedman
"How would you like it if your veterinarian called and left the following message on your answer machine — ‘Sir, do you remember your dog, Poopsy, I hope you have a picture of her, she’s dead,’" – Nancy Friedman
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