“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain
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"I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." – Mark Twain
"I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." – Mark Twain
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