“I don’t plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet” – Rita Rudner
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"I don’t plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet" – Rita Rudner
"I don’t plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet" – Rita Rudner
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