“I don’t want to deal with any more hurricanes. I’d rather take an earthquake or a tornado,” – William Phillips
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"I don’t want to deal with any more hurricanes. I’d rather take an earthquake or a tornado," – William Phillips
"I don’t want to deal with any more hurricanes. I’d rather take an earthquake or a tornado," – William Phillips
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