“I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.” – Tommy Cooper
/
/
"I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone." – Tommy Cooper
"I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone." – Tommy Cooper
More Stories Like These
Acting is happy agony. -Guiness, Sir Alec
Acting is happy agony. -Guiness, Sir Alec
"We are definitely going to be concentrating on fireworks some more." – Carl Duke
“We are definitely going to be concentrating on fireworks some more.” – Carl Duke
"When I was little, my mother always told me to beware of strangers. Today, I tell my children to beware of Uncle Chester, their Mother’s Molester." – Patty Rase Hopson
“When I was little, my mother always told me to beware of strangers. Today, I tell my children …
George Best
“I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep.”
"Leaders aren’t born, they are made. And they are made just like anything else, through hard work. And that’s the price we’ll have to pay to achieve that goal, or any goal." – Vince Lombardi
“Leaders aren’t born, they are made. And they are made just like anything else, through hard work. And …
No matter how bad things get you got to go on living, even if it kills you. -Sholom Aleichem
No matter how bad things get you got to go on living, even if it kills you. -Sholom …
Mary Stuart
In my end is my beginning. Mary Stuart quotes
"Watching the sun rise over the ocean is making it easy for me to wake up and get out of bed. I’m not jumping up to take a shower or go to work. I’m jumping up to greet the majesty of the day, of God, of me. The majesty reminds me that God’s in his heaven … and so am I. And, heaven is a lovely place to start the day, a lovely place to live." – Jan Denise
“Watching the sun rise over the ocean is making it easy for me to wake up and get …
Like an arrow to its mark flies the word good man’s word. -Platen
Like an arrow to its mark flies the word good man’s word. -Platen
The secret is to always let the other man have your way. -Pell, Claiborne
The secret is to always let the other man have your way. -Pell, Claiborne