“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.” – Woody Allen
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"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers." – Woody Allen
"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers." – Woody Allen
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