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"I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can’t hypnotize you." – Jack Handy

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« I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can’t hypnotize you. » – Jack Handy

Quotes :

  1. "I have to laugh when I think of the first… "I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves" - Jack Handy

  2. "A infinite number of monkeys on an infinite… "A infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. But they'll still just throw their poop everywhere. Score one for humans!" - Collin Lysford

  3. Frase celebre di Jack London «Un osso al cane non è carità. Carità è l'osso diviso con il cane, quando sei affamato quanto il cane.» (Jack London)

  4. "I’m superstitious… but not like… "I'm superstitious... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious." - Kate Hudson

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