“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'” – Jerry Seinfield
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"I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?’" – Jerry Seinfield
"I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?’" – Jerry Seinfield
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