“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.” – Bill Watterson
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"I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information." – Bill Watterson
"I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information." – Bill Watterson
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