"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck" – George Carlin

Quotes May 16, 2010

“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck” – George Carlin

To be uncertain is to be uncomfortable, but to be certain is to be ridiculous. Chinese Proverb

To be uncertain is to be uncomfortable, but to be certain is to be ridiculous.CertaintyQuotations by Chinese Proverb

“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.”

The only difference between a problem and a solution is that people understand the solution.ProblemsQuotations by Dorothea Brande

Slavery is a weed that grows on every soil.SlaveryQuotations by Edmund Burke

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.The futureQuotations by Yogi Berra

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch.BusinessQuotations by Joseph Addison

How has the human spirit ever survived the terrific literature with which it has had to contend?LiteratureQuotations by …

The never-ending task of self improvement.Self-improvementQuotations by Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use.BeliefQuotations by William …

Equal opportunity is good, but special privilege is better.EqualityQuotations by Anna Chennault