“It was like a heart transplant. We tried to implant college in him but his head rejected it.” – Barry Switzer
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"It was like a heart transplant. We tried to implant college in him but his head rejected it." – Barry Switzer
"It was like a heart transplant. We tried to implant college in him but his head rejected it." – Barry Switzer
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