“Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I’m a leper with a trade, next moment me livelihood’s gone. Not so much as a by your leave. Look. I’m not saying that being a leper was a bowl of cherries. But it was a living. I mean, you try waving muscular suntanned limbs in people’s faces demanding compassion. It’s a bloody disaster.” – Monty Python
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"Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I’m a leper with a trade, next moment me livelihood’s gone. Not so much as a by your leave. Look. I’m not saying that being a leper was a bowl of cherries. But it was a living. I mean, you try waving muscular suntanned limbs in people’s faces demanding compassion. It’s a bloody disaster." – Monty Python
"Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I’m a leper with a trade, next moment me livelihood’s gone. Not so much as a by your leave. Look. I’m not saying that being a leper was a bowl of cherries. But it was a living. I mean, you try waving muscular suntanned limbs in people’s faces demanding compassion. It’s a bloody disaster." – Monty Python
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