“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.” – Stephen Wright
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"Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday." – Stephen Wright
"Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday." – Stephen Wright
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