“My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which ones the real hero?” – Mitch Hedberg
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"My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which ones the real hero?" – Mitch Hedberg
"My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which ones the real hero?" – Mitch Hedberg
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