My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
Jokes and Jokers
Quotations by George Bernard Shaw
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world. George Bernard Shaw
More Stories Like These
In Quotes
Giving is the business of the rich. Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Giving is the business of the rich.GenerosityQuotations by Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
In Quotes
"You do see a lot of new faces. Chemistry is going to be an issue, obviously. You have to do your best to get familiar with each other. It’s going to take a full roster (to do well)." – Alex Kim
“You do see a lot of new faces. Chemistry is going to be an issue, obviously. You have …
In Quotes
The stupidity of men always invites the insolence of power. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The stupidity of men always invites the insolence of power.PowerQuotations by Ralph Waldo Emerson
In Quotes
Bear patiently with a rival. Ovid
Bear patiently with a rival.EnemiesQuotations by Ovid
In Quotes
"He that is thy friend indeed,<br/>He will help thee in thy need:<br/>If thou sorrow, he will weep;<br/>If thou wake, he cannot sleep:<br/>Thus of every grief in heart<br/>He with thee does bear a part.<br/>These are certain signs to know<br/>Faithful friend from flattering foe." – William Shakespeare
“He that is thy friend indeed,He will help thee in thy need:If thou sorrow, he will weep;If thou …
In Quotes
Always do more than is required of you. George S. Patton
Always do more than is required of you.ServiceQuotations by George S. Patton
In Quotes
The essence of poetry is will and passion. William Hazlitt
The essence of poetry is will and passion.Poetry and PoetsQuotations by William Hazlitt
In Quotes
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies. Adrienne Gusoff
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.Life and LivingQuotations by Adrienne Gusoff
In Quotes
The brotherhood of man is not a mere poet’s dream: it is a most depressing and humiliating reality. Oscar Wilde
The brotherhood of man is not a mere poet’s dream: it is a most depressing and humiliating reality.HumankindQuotations …
In Quotes
"Something happened today which nobody could believe. This is a collection of all the best of the major league players. It’s very difficult to believe what happened." – Byung-Hyun Kim
“Something happened today which nobody could believe. This is a collection of all the best of the major …