“My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex, she objects.” – Les Dawson
/
/
"My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex, she objects." – Les Dawson
"My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex, she objects." – Les Dawson
More Stories Like These
"Now I know what a statesman is; he’s a dead politician. We need more statesmen." – Bob Edwards
“Now I know what a statesman is; he’s a dead politician. We need more statesmen.” – Bob Edwards
Daily Quote – Arabic Proverbs
Blindness of the eye is better than blindness of the heart. Arabic Proverbs quotes
All publicity is good, except an obituary notice. -Behan, Brendan F.
All publicity is good, except an obituary notice. -Behan, Brendan F.
"True glory takes root, and even spreads; all false pretences, like flowers, fall to the ground; nor can any counterfeit last long." – Marcus Tullius Cicero
“True glory takes root, and even spreads; all false pretences, like flowers, fall to the ground; nor can …
A highbrow is a person educated beyond his intelligence. -Brander Matthews
A highbrow is a person educated beyond his intelligence. -Brander Matthews
This one step — choosing a goal and sticking to it — changes everything. -Reed, Scott
This one step — choosing a goal and sticking to it — changes everything. -Reed, Scott
Better a living dog than a dead lion. -Proverb
Better a living dog than a dead lion. -Proverb
September 22
The strong man is strongest when alone. ~ Friedrich Schiller ~
"There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love." – Oscar Wilde
“There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.” – Oscar …
"We rented another four buildings for pilgrims, which could accommodate thousands of people for lodging." – Chang Qingliang
“We rented another four buildings for pilgrims, which could accommodate thousands of people for lodging.” – Chang Qingliang