“Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts.” – Jack Handy
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"Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts." – Jack Handy
"Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts." – Jack Handy
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