“Roses are reddish/ Violets are bluish/ If it weren’t for Christmas/ We’d all be Jewish.” – Benny Hill
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"Roses are reddish/ Violets are bluish/ If it weren’t for Christmas/ We’d all be Jewish." – Benny Hill
"Roses are reddish/ Violets are bluish/ If it weren’t for Christmas/ We’d all be Jewish." – Benny Hill
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