“Shaquille O’Neal, … has signed a five-year, $100-million contract extension with the Miami Heat. …Actually, they offered him $200 million if he would practice his free throws, but he said no.” – Jay Leno
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"Shaquille O’Neal, … has signed a five-year, $100-million contract extension with the Miami Heat. …Actually, they offered him $200 million if he would practice his free throws, but he said no." – Jay Leno
"Shaquille O’Neal, … has signed a five-year, $100-million contract extension with the Miami Heat. …Actually, they offered him $200 million if he would practice his free throws, but he said no." – Jay Leno
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