“Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death …
“Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did.” – Newt Gingrich
“Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it.” – Publilius Syrus
“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.” – George Carlin
“Life and death are one thread, the same line viewed from different sides.” – Lao Tzu
“Who among us hasn’t envied a cat’s ability to ignore the cares of daily life and to relax completely?” – Karen Brademeyer
“Failure is not fatal. Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. It should challenge us to new heights of accomplishments, not pull us to …
“The Possible’s slow fuse is lit by the Imagination” – Emily Dickinson
“Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself.” – Marcus Tullius Cicero
“The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn.” – …
“There are two kinds of teachers: the kind that fill you with so much quail shot that you can’t move, and the kind that just …
“What looks like a loss may be the very event which is subsequently responsible for helping to produce the major achievement of your life” – …
“One good teacher in a lifetime may sometimes change a delinquent into a solid citizen” – Philip Wylie
“Good advice” is often a doubtful remedy, but generally not dangerous because it has so littleeffect……” – Carl Gustav Jung
“Anger and intolerance are the twin enemies of correct understanding” – Mahatma Gandhi
“Those who know how to think need no teachers.” – Mahatma Gandhi
“To accept good advice is but to increase one’s own ability” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“It is easy to perform a good action, but not easy to acquire a settled habit of performing such actions.” – Aristotle
“We are always the same age inside” – Gertrude Stein
“Whenever you are angry, be assured that it is not only a present evil, but that you have increased a habit” – Epictetus
“Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours.” – Orison Swett Marden
“Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of …
“I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.” – Voltaire
“There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars.” – Kevin Bacon
“A sense of humor… is needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep …
“You simply *must* stop taking advice from other people.” – Alvin Toffler
“Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.” – Dale Carnegie
“Happiness doesn’t depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude” – Dale Carnegie
“The Creator has not given you a longing to do that which you have no ability to do” – Orison Swett Marden
“In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The young they keep out of mischief; to the old they are …
“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated” – Mark Twain
“Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object.” – Joseph Addison
“One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself.” – Sara Jeannette Duncan
“Let us endeavor to live so that when we die even the undertaker will be sorry” – Mark Twain
“My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose you ancestors carefully.” – Bertrand Russell
“Humor comes from self-confidence.” – Rita Mae Brown
“Humor is… despair refusing to take itself seriously.” – Arland Ussher
“Joy’s recollection is no longer joy, while sorrow’s memory is sorrow still” – Lord Byron
