“Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a …
“You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re doing is recording it.” – Art Buchwald
Better to ask twice than to lose your way once. – Proverb, Danish
Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones. – Bierce, Ambrose
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. -Fields, W. C.
“A perfection of means, and confusion of aims, seems to be our main problem.” – Albert Einstein
“An old man in love is like a flower in winter” – Portuguese Proverb
There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. -Dickens, Charles
No person is important enough to make me angry. -Castaneda, Carlos
“Bitter the jest when satire comes too near truth and leaves a sharp sting behind it” – Publius Cornelius Tacitus
“Death will extract me / a disappointed man / there can be no arriving.” – Rg Gregory
“In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that …
He threatens many that hath injured one. -Jonson, Ben
“Sometimes I’m confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn’t obvious…” – Michael Stipe
“Listen to the mustn’ts, child. Listen to the don’ts. Listen to the shouldn’ts, the impossibles, the won’ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close …
“Don’t Let them fool you or even try to school you” – Bob Marley
One of the secrets of life is to keep our intellectual curiosity acute. -Phelps, William Lyon
Envy eats nothing, but its own heart. German Proverb Proverb Link: Envy eats nothing, …See More: German Proverbs (2196 Proverbs) German Proverb: Envy eats nothing, …
“Fools are my theme; let satire be my song.” – Lord Byron
“The satirist who writes nothing but satire should write but little — or it will seem that his satire springs rather from his own caustic …
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched. -Nathan, George Jean
“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” Irv Kupcinet quotes
“Nature is a temple in which living columns sometimes emit confused words. Man approaches it through forests of symbols, which observe him with familiar glances.” …
A right is not what someone gives you, it’s what no one can take away from you. Clark, Ramsey quotes
Truth gets well if she is run over by a locomotive, while error dies of lockjaw if she scratches her finger. Bryant, William C. quotes
However much you knock at nature’s door, she will never answer you in comprehensible words. Turgenev, Ivan quotes
Jazz is the art of skipping obvious convention while still following it. -Parslow, Eric
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it. …
Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. -Holmes Jr., Oliver Wendell
“Taking me seriously is a big mistake. I certainly wouldn’t.” – Ani Difranco
Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. -Herodotus
Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable. -Wilde, Oscar
“To stand in silence when they should be protesting makes cowards out of men” – Abraham Lincoln
“It’s very important in life to know when to shut up. You should not be afraid of silence.” – Alex Trebek
A positive attitude can really make dreams come true — it did for me. -Garrison, Zina
Think not I came to send peace on the earth; I came not to send peace but a sword. -Bible
“Let us be silent, that we may hear the whispers of the gods.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
A dog as he sleeps barks as if on the track of the hare. Latin Proverb Proverb Link: A dog as he sleeps barks as …
“Journalism is just a gun. It’s only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that’s all you need. Aim it right and …
“Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one’s definition of your life, but define yourself.” – Harvey …
