"I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?" – Douglas Adams
“I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?” – Douglas Adams
Category: Quotes of the day
Some people are born to fatness. Others have to get there. -Murray, Les
Some people are born to fatness. Others have to get there. -Murray, Les
"The noir hero is a knight in blood caked armor. He’s dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he’s a hero the whole time." – Frank Miller
“The noir hero is a knight in blood caked armor. He’s dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he’s a hero …
"He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love" – Proverb
“He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love” – Proverb
"Tell me and I’ll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I’ll understand." – Chinese Proverbs
“Tell me and I’ll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I’ll understand.” – Chinese Proverbs
"The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time." – Vince Lombardi
“The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time.” – Vince Lombardi
I do believe in praising that which deserves to be praised. -Smith, Dean
I do believe in praising that which deserves to be praised. -Smith, Dean
"In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps." – Dave Barry
“In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to …
"Real love is a growing and development process that involves every emotion, problem, joy and triumph known to man." – Zig Ziglar
“Real love is a growing and development process that involves every emotion, problem, joy and triumph known to man.” – Zig Ziglar
"Grace is given to heal the spiritually sick, not to decorate spiritual heroes" – Martin Luther
“Grace is given to heal the spiritually sick, not to decorate spiritual heroes” – Martin Luther
"Everyone is nice till the cow gets into the garden" – Irish Sayings
“Everyone is nice till the cow gets into the garden” – Irish Sayings
"Single motherhood is a reality for a lot of women in my age group and the time difficulties in their lives are universal." – Nicholas Sparks
“Single motherhood is a reality for a lot of women in my age group and the time difficulties in their lives are universal.” – Nicholas …
"When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions!" – William Shakespeare
“When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions!” – William Shakespeare
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." – Calvin & Hobbes
“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.” – …
"A mother who is really a mother is never free." – Honore de Balzac
“A mother who is really a mother is never free.” – Honore de Balzac
"Don’t keep a man guessing too long–he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else." – Mae West
“Don’t keep a man guessing too long–he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.” – Mae West
"It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding." – Erma Bombeck
“It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.” – Erma Bombeck
"A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie." – Tenneva Jordan
“A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” …
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. -Skinner, B(urrhus) F(rederic)
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. -Skinner, B(urrhus) F(rederic)
"Bear in mind that the wonderful things you learn in your schools are the work of many generations. All this is put in your hands as your inheritance in order that you may receive it, honor it, add to it, and one day faithfully hand it on to your children." – Albert Einstein
“Bear in mind that the wonderful things you learn in your schools are the work of many generations. All this is put in your hands …
"Has this world been so kind to you that you should leave with regret? There are better things ahead than any we leave behind" – C.S. Lewis
“Has this world been so kind to you that you should leave with regret? There are better things ahead than any we leave behind” – …
"When told that a certain woman would not hurt a fly Dorothy Parker retorted, "Not if it was buttoned up" – Dorothy Parker
“When told that a certain woman would not hurt a fly Dorothy Parker retorted, “Not if it was buttoned up” – Dorothy Parker
"Your future is created by what you do today, not tomorrow" – Robert Kiyosaki
“Your future is created by what you do today, not tomorrow” – Robert Kiyosaki
"Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials." – Meryl Streep
“Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials.” – Meryl Streep
"Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans" – John Lennon
“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans” – John Lennon
"My heroes are and were my parents. I can’t see having anyone else as my heroes." – Michael Jordan
“My heroes are and were my parents. I can’t see having anyone else as my heroes.” – Michael Jordan
"You don’t need strength to let go of something. What you really need is understanding." – Guy Finley
“You don’t need strength to let go of something. What you really need is understanding.” – Guy Finley
Mistakes are stepping stones to success. -Popplestone, Charles E.
Mistakes are stepping stones to success. -Popplestone, Charles E.
"Action is the real measure of intelligence." – Napoleon Hill
“Action is the real measure of intelligence.” – Napoleon Hill
"The mother loves her child most divinely, not when she surrounds him with comfort and anticipates his wants, but when she resolutely holds him to the highest standards and is content with nothing less than his best." – Hamilton Wright Mabie
“The mother loves her child most divinely, not when she surrounds him with comfort and anticipates his wants, but when she resolutely holds him to …
"I once was broken up with by a guy’s doorman. ‘I’m sorry Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won’t be coming down. Ever.’ [Miranda]" – Sex and the City
“I once was broken up with by a guy’s doorman. ‘I’m sorry Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won’t be coming down. Ever.’ ” – Sex and the …
"Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless." – Bill Watterson
“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” – Bill Watterson
Act as if the maxim of your action were to become through your will a general natural law -Kant, Immanuel
Act as if the maxim of your action were to become through your will a general natural law -Kant, Immanuel
"The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either." – Benjamin Franklin
“The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either.” – Benjamin Franklin
"A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest." – Irish Proverb
“A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.” – Irish Proverb
"Faith is knowing there is an ocean because you have seen a brook." – William Arthur Ward
“Faith is knowing there is an ocean because you have seen a brook.” – William Arthur Ward
"The led must not be compelled, they must be able to choose their own leader" – Albert Einstein
“The led must not be compelled, they must be able to choose their own leader” – Albert Einstein
"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again." – Erma Bombeck
“The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.” – Erma Bombeck
"You are only as good as the coach thinks you are." – Brian Williams
“You are only as good as the coach thinks you are.” – Brian Williams
"I don’t understand you. You don’t understand me. What else do we have in common?" – Ashleigh Brilliant
“I don’t understand you. You don’t understand me. What else do we have in common?” – Ashleigh Brilliant