“I’m sorry, … If she’s watching, I’m devoutly sorry to have offended you. I didn’t mean to offend you. I meant to tell you the …
“Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.” – Helen Keller
“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer” – Woody Allen
“If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.” – Proverb
“MCAD/MCSE/MCDBA 70-229 Exam Cram 2: Designing & Implementing Databases with SQL Server 2000 Enterprise Edition.” – Thomas Moore
“Our dog died from licking our wedding picture” – Phyllis Diller
“Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.” – Malcolm S. Forbes
“Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.” – Henry David Thoreau
“The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.” – Samuel Goldwyn
“It takes a long time to grow young.” – Pablo Picasso
“Not until we are lost do we begin to understand ourselves.” – Henry David Thoreau
When a thought is too weak to be expressed simply, it should be rejected. -Vauvenargues, Marquis De
“The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.” – Oscar Wilde
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit” – George Carlin
“Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together” – Anais Nin
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.” – Kurt Vonnegut
“Man wishes woman to be peaceable, but in fact she is essentially warlike, like the cat.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
“I was born by Caesarean section, but you can’t really tell… except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window.” – …
“Men kick friendship around like a football but it doesn’t seem to break. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.” – Anne …
“The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.” – Aristotle
“Children will not remember you for the material things you provided but for the feeling that you cherished them.” – Richard L. Evans
“We are injured and hurt emotionally, Not so much by other people or what they say and don’t say, But by our own attitude and …
“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.” – Albert Einstein
“My grandfather had a very nice phrase about your grandfather,” – Winston Churchill
“Right actions in the future are the best apologies for bad actions in the past.” – Tryon Edwards
“All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom; justice; honor; duty; mercy; hope” – Winston Churchill
“You are about to begin the hero’s journey. Travel well on the quest. A life of More is your birthright. Know the vast resource that …
“It takes a thousand voices to tell a single story” – Native American Proverb
“Love of beauty is Taste. The creation of beauty is Art.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do… but how much love we put in that action.” – Mother Teresa of …
“It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable …
“Criticism is something we can avoid easily by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing” – Aristotle
“Everlasting farewells! and again, and yet again reverberated – everlasting farewells!” – Thomas De Quincey
“I feel sorry for the ’90s, because it was never able to be anything much more than the hangover to the party that was the …
“For myself I am an optimist – it does not seem to be much use being anything else” – Winston Churchill
“The best and fastest way to learn a sport is to watch and imitate a champion.” – Jean Claude Killy
“Speech is power: speech is to persuade, to convert, to compel” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Retirement – Because you’ve given so much of yourself to the company that you don’t have anything left we can use.” – Larry Kersten
