If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again. Groucho Marx
If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.Jokes and JokersQuotations by Groucho Marx
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If the reporter has killed our imagination with his truth, he threatens our life with his lies. Karl Kraus
If the reporter has killed our imagination with his truth, he threatens our life with his lies.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by Karl Kraus
I know the joy of fishes in the river through my own joy, as I go walking along the same river. Chuang Tzu
I know the joy of fishes in the river through my own joy, as I go walking along the same river.JoyQuotations by Chuang Tzu
What joy can the years bring half so sweet as the unhappiness they’ve taken away? Logan Pearsall Smith
What joy can the years bring half so sweet as the unhappiness they’ve taken away?JoyQuotations by Logan Pearsall Smith
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. Wayne Dyer
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.Judgment and JudgesQuotations by Wayne Dyer
Less judgment than wit is more sail than ballast. William Penn
Less judgment than wit is more sail than ballast.Judgment and JudgesQuotations by William Penn
You can’t depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus. Mark Twain
You can’t depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.Judgment and JudgesQuotations by Mark Twain
We leave unmolested those who set the fire to the house, and prosecute those who sound the alarm. Sebastien-Roch Nicolas De Chamfort
We leave unmolested those who set the fire to the house, and prosecute those who sound the alarm.JusticeQuotations by Sebastien-Roch Nicolas De Chamfort
True liberty can exist only when justice is equally administered to all. Lord Mansfield
True liberty can exist only when justice is equally administered to all.JusticeQuotations by Lord Mansfield
The heart and benevolent and kind the most resembles God. Robert Burns
The heart and benevolent and kind the most resembles God.KindnessQuotations by Robert Burns
I have found men to be more kind than I expected, and less just. Samuel Johnson
I have found men to be more kind than I expected, and less just.KindnessQuotations by Samuel Johnson
The purpose of human life is to serve and show compassion and the will to help others. Albert Schweitzer
The purpose of human life is to serve and show compassion and the will to help others.KindnessQuotations by Albert Schweitzer
Kindness, a language deaf people can hear and blind see Source Unknown
Kindness, a language deaf people can hear and blind seeKindnessQuotations by Source Unknown
Kings are not born: they are made by artificial hallucination. George Bernard Shaw
Kings are not born: they are made by artificial hallucination.KingsQuotations by George Bernard Shaw
Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the switch. Ivern Ball
Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the switch.KnowledgeQuotations by Ivern Ball
Knowledge may give weight, but accomplishments give luster, and many more people see than weigh. Lord Chesterfield
Knowledge may give weight, but accomplishments give luster, and many more people see than weigh.KnowledgeQuotations by Lord Chesterfield
Today knowledge has power. It controls access to opportunity and advancement. Peter F. Drucker
Today knowledge has power. It controls access to opportunity and advancement.KnowledgeQuotations by Peter F. Drucker
The greater the knowledge, the greater the doubt. Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
The greater the knowledge, the greater the doubt.KnowledgeQuotations by Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
It’s a dangerous thing to think we know everything. Jack Kuehler
It’s a dangerous thing to think we know everything.KnowledgeQuotations by Jack Kuehler
There are four things every person has more of than they know; sins, debt, years, and foes. Persian Proverb
There are four things every person has more of than they know; sins, debt, years, and foes.Life and LivingQuotations by Persian Proverb
Fear not those who argue but those who dodge. Marie Ebner-Eschenbach
Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.ArgumentQuotations by Marie Ebner-Eschenbach
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. Jules Renard
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.LoveQuotations by Jules Renard
One does not get better but different and older and that is always a pleasure. Gertrude Stein
One does not get better but different and older and that is always a pleasure.MaturityQuotations by Gertrude Stein
None loves the messenger who brings bad news. Sophocles
None loves the messenger who brings bad news.NewsQuotations by Sophocles
Newspapers always excite curiosity. No one ever puts one down without the feeling of disappointment. Charles Lamb
Newspapers always excite curiosity. No one ever puts one down without the feeling of disappointment.NewspapersQuotations by Charles Lamb
Knowledge is the treasure, but judgment is the treasurer of the one who is wise. William Penn
Knowledge is the treasure, but judgment is the treasurer of the one who is wise.KnowledgeQuotations by William Penn
Knowledge is recognition of something absent; it is a salutation, not an embrace. George Santayana
Knowledge is recognition of something absent; it is a salutation, not an embrace.KnowledgeQuotations by George Santayana
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. Mark Twain
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.KnowledgeQuotations by Mark Twain
Who will not suffer labor in this world, let him not be born. John Florio
Who will not suffer labor in this world, let him not be born.LaborQuotations by John Florio
The language of truth is unadorned and always simple. Marcellinus Ammianus
The language of truth is unadorned and always simple.LanguageQuotations by Marcellinus Ammianus
Language is the archives of history. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Language is the archives of history.LanguageQuotations by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Poetry is all nouns and verbs. Marianne Moore
Poetry is all nouns and verbs.LanguageQuotations by Marianne Moore
Poetry is the language of feeling. W. Winter
Poetry is the language of feeling.LanguageQuotations by W. Winter
Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce. Lord Byron
Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.LaughterQuotations by Lord Byron
The malicious sneer is improperly called laughter. Oliver Goldsmith
The malicious sneer is improperly called laughter.LaughterQuotations by Oliver Goldsmith
A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market. Charles Lamb
A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market.LaughterQuotations by Charles Lamb
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. Agnes Repplier
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.LaughterQuotations by Agnes Repplier
The shortest distance between two people is laughter. Source Unknown
The shortest distance between two people is laughter.LaughterQuotations by Source Unknown
Heaven must be an awfully dull place if the poor in spirit live there. Emma Goldman
Heaven must be an awfully dull place if the poor in spirit live there.HeavenQuotations by Emma Goldman
What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not do we are told expressly. Jonathan Swift
What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not do we are told expressly.HeavenQuotations by Jonathan Swift