“[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.” – Jeff Foxworthy
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"[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door." – Jeff Foxworthy
"[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door." – Jeff Foxworthy
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