" Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country…. accept for Afghanistan" – Nathan Elmo Melo

Funny quotes July 30, 2012

” Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country…. accept for Afghanistan” – Nathan Elmo Melo

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." – Emo Philips

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised …

“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.” – Mae …

“Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times …

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap …

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.” – …

“Eskimo: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” Priest: “No, not …

“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” – Franklin P. Jones

“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the …

“One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.” – A. A. …

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Stephen Wright