" Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country…. accept for Afghanistan" – Nathan Elmo Melo

Funny quotes July 30, 2012

” Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country…. accept for Afghanistan” – Nathan Elmo Melo

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." – Emo Philips

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised …

“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” – Oscar Wilde

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.” – …

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Stephen Wright

“If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.” – Billy Wilder

“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” – Franklin P. Jones

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, …

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.” – Ethel Barrymore

“I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.” – Michael Davis

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be …