" Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country…. accept for Afghanistan" – Nathan Elmo Melo

Funny quotes July 30, 2012

” Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country…. accept for Afghanistan” – Nathan Elmo Melo

"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." – Robert McCloskey

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize …

“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” – Oscar Wilde

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be …

“I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.” – Michael Davis

“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” – Franklin P. Jones

“Eskimo: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” Priest: “No, not …

“One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.” – A. A. …

“If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.” – Billy Wilder

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.” – Ethel Barrymore

“Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times …