When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. -Dangerfield, Rodney
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. -Dangerfield, Rodney
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. -Dangerfield, Rodney
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