“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said,” I think that I’ll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?” – Calvin & Hobbes
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"Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I’ll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?" – Calvin & Hobbes
"Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I’ll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?" – Calvin & Hobbes
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