“Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can’t make head nor tail out of it.” – Groucho Marx
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"Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can’t make head nor tail out of it." – Groucho Marx
"Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can’t make head nor tail out of it." – Groucho Marx
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