“Would you rather be a real estate agent or a crackwhore? Me too, crack whore all the way…” – Jules Carlysle – Famous Canadian Author & Humorist
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"Would you rather be a real estate agent or a crackwhore? Me too, crack whore all the way…" – Jules Carlysle – Famous Canadian Author & Humorist
"Would you rather be a real estate agent or a crackwhore? Me too, crack whore all the way…" – Jules Carlysle – Famous Canadian Author & Humorist
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